(The probe crashes hard into the ground, creating an explosion and sending pieces of the probe flying in all directions. NC (vo): The film opens with something bad happening in space. (The film opens IN SPAAAAAACE! Here, a space probe containing numerous sample alien lifeforms is on a collision course with Earth) NC: (sighs) This is my review– (slaps himself in the face again) our review.of Venom. Voice: I believe the correct order is, me letting you stay around. NC: (sighs) All right, if it means that much to you, I'll let you stick around. There's a whole universe of brilliant not being explored. Voice (vo): Sure, it has some fun moments here and there, but being satisfied with this film is like being satisfied with (Poster of the following is superimposed.) Batman & Robin, when we could have gotten (Poster for the following now replaces the first one.) Joker.
#VENOM CHASE SCENE SPIDER MAN 2000 MOVIE#
(The title for the movie is shown, followed by footage) Voice: But, Critic, you have to understand what Venom could have been.
NC: Well, I was gonna do that anyway, so I don't need any "simpsonoates". NC: (rolls eyes, slightly annoyed) How it could have been a better movie if it just dived into the tortured personality that the original source material gave us?
NC: Oh, this is because I'm reviewing Venom, isn't it? (NC looks wide-eyed with surprise and fear) I have taken over your body. (He reaches his arm behind him) I remember it– (His hand suddenly shoves his face forward onto the desk, hitting it) OW! WHAT THE HELL?!? Jason and Dinosaur Rob's appearance in Rubber ) The "reviewed" clips include those from the 20 openings for Nostalgiaween, which parody the intros to Gravity Falls and Beetlejuice respectively, as well as Malice's cameo in Freddy vs. (This time, the words that slide down the purple bars are follows: "Nostalgia Critic", "Venom", "No-pher Grace", "Buddy Movie?", "Black Goo", "Needs More 'R'", "Needs More Maguire Dancing", "Is This Also In the Spiderverse?", "Heads Up", "Nostalgia Ween". Nostalgia Stack: I'm Nostalgia Stack, and welcome to Nostalgia-Ween. (A rapid-fire montage of said hiccup burping by Hardy as Eddie Brock is shown before cutting back to Nostalgia Stack) Nostalgia Stack: One thing's for sure: there's gonna be a lot of Tom Hardy hiccup-burping. (Nostalgia Stack is now seen standing in the middle of the foggy street) Are fans overthinking this too much, or is this truly a turd rolling in the wind? While Eminem fans argue whether to (The cover for Eminem's single "Venom" is superimposed over the imagery) like this legitimately or ironically, many were disappointed they did not get the deep, complex and tormented character that (The cover of the comic "Spider-Man: Birth of Venom" is displayed) years of great writing have given them. It's like (The cover for MC Hammer's single "Addams Groove" is superimposed over the footage) an Addams Family rap all over aga– (The cover for Migos, Karol G, Snoop Dogg and Rock Mafia's "My Family" from the 2019 Addams Family movie is superimposed) Oh, that's a thing again? Okay. While critics and comic book fans seemed upset at the film, many movie-going audiences found it a fun romp that reminded them of mid-to-late '90s cinema, even down to an end credit rap where the title of the movie is mentioned. ping-pong with its copyright, Sony decides to do a cinematic release based on one of Spider-Man's most popular villains, Venom. (An article is shown, showing Spider-Man's return to the Marvel Universe as Sony and Disney strike a deal) Nostalgia Stack (vo): October 5, 2018: With Spider-Man's cinematic future playing. This time, the opening consists of footage of the 2018 film Venom ) (The Channel Awesome logo plays, followed by the 2019 Nostalgia-Ween opening.
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